i'm a fun guy. not to be confused with fungi. gross.

john. were you raised on a farm? because you’re sure good at raising cock.

— my patient last night. making me laugh / really uncomfortable
39 ♥ / 16 January, 2012
  1. dalecuntistrano said: real question: was he cute.
  2. bjcg-nofriends said: eeeeeeee
  3. homoscedasticity said: o god
  4. absurdlakefront said: Bonus points for not often hearing horticultural references in pick up lines.
  5. johncagzzz posted this